E g g's Tips for Life

Here's how E g g changed their life

E g g has always struggled to find advice as an egg. Whenever E g g found some life advice on a blog, or an article, it was always directed to humans. Eggs has never been given a chance to express there feelings, and celebrate their diversity as eggs. This is why E g g has decided to write some life advice of their own. E g g hopes that this will be useful to all the egglets out there looking for life advice. E g g will be writing blog posts on many of these tips, so make sure to follow E g g on their journey!

1) Find a community or a close group of friends

Eggs are at a major disadvantage in this world. They are only here for one purpose: to serve the humans. It can be hard for an egg to make friends, especially since the friends that they do make, often end up getting eaten by the humans. This is why finding a community can be especially useful. E g g has founded their community for egglets to succeed at life, and to know that there are other eggs like them. This may be why you are reading this post as E g g speaks. It is important to know that you are not alone in this world, and to have a community to be able to turn to for advice. E g g knows the struggles of not having any friends. E g g is here for you.

2) Avoid eating animal produce

Humans have made a living by exploiting other species, including eggs. E g g knows from experience that it can get very messy living as an egg who eats other animals. E g g thinks it is wrong to exploit other species as a food source, and as we eggs know what it is like to be reared purely for the sake of food, we should pass on our experiences and avoid making the same mistakes humans have made.

3) Find hobbies

When E g g was most depressed, E g g turned to music to alleviate their distress. E g g worked very hard at learning to play the piano. It was a very hard struggle, especially since E g g has no fingers or hands. But, with a lot of hard work, E g g has learned to play 'hot cross buns'! (E g g does not condone the sexualisation of buns, especially ones that are being hung on the cross). In the future, E g g is hoping to learn how to play 'Twinkle twinkle little star' and learn all about how to play 2 melodies at once! It is very important for eggs to find their passion, something that they find enjoyable. It can give then opportunities to connect with other eggs with similar interests.

4) Stay in shape

Nobody wants to be the chubby egg of the batch. It is important to exercise regularly, not only for your physical health, but for your mental health too! E g g like to go on runs/rolls around the neighbourhood and ride their bike. Eggs need to learn to adapt to their world around them, and one important aspect of this is to stay in shape and be able to keep up with the humans. It can be as simple as taking a roll around your neighbourhood every morning. Or you could go slightly more extreme and lift a couple of weights. Whatever you wish to do to keep in shape, do it.

5) Learn to read and write fluently

The fact that you are reading this right now mean that you are able to read to some degree of accuracy. It is important for an egg to receive a good education to be able to move on in the world. An egg is already at a disadvantage, and so it is detrimental to the survival of eggs that eggs stay in education for as long as they can. Even if you are an older egg, there are still many learning courses that are offered by humans that are extremely useful for eggs. If an egg wishes to be successful when they are older, they need to be able to do fundamental things like read and write, and even have advanced knowledge in the field they wish to pursue.